New Jersey Ninja Sighting
Something big is happening and it’s taking place all over the nation. Yet again a Ninja has been sighted, but this time it was in the news. And lo and behold, just as I reported, he was seen in a forested area. Too bad he hadn’t considered a bear suit, that might have made things more interesting. However, the news had to give a cover story that the Ninja sighted in the woods was some camp counselor dressing up as a Ninja for a costume party. I guess this guy didn’t read my post’s warnings about dressing up as a Ninja…“Becoming the Unseen”
Secondly, if I was a real Ninja (hypothetical), wouldn’t it be a great cover story to say I was going to a costume party? Thanks to this loaf in the story, he gives real Ninja the perfect cover…oh, well I’m just going to a costume party. Hey, it would be a smart thing to have a plastic sword while the real swords are stashed away somewhere closer to the objective…makes sense right? Fool the public by being seen, but really the Ninja is unseen in his seeness, you get me right? So, the main issue here is, if there is an increase in sightings where people are being seen running into the forest in Ninja suits with swords, but then later it is surmised that they were going to a costume party, plus had a plastic sword, you can bet that this is not what it at first seems. Ninja are in our midst, crafty, and wise. Luring the gullible public into a fall sense of security via costume parties and plastic swords, while all the while unsuspecting victims are picked off mercilessly and poor forest creatures in forested environments and poor sea life in ocean environments get blamed for disappearances and death.
The most important part of this lesson is that there was a lockdown for five schools because of this Ninja sighting. Someone finally is taking this website and the dangers of Ninja seriously. I would like to hereby declare a moment of silence in honor of the librarian who called in the Ninja in the forest. She deserves a reward! I’ll bet she has been practicing Ninja spotting on this website and as can be shown, it paid off! Way to go! Ninja spotters really do go unrecognized in the world today, too much focus is given to the sneaky Ninjas and not enough to those who uncover their villainry!
Luckily for the public’s sake, Beware of Ninja, will not back down, will not give up the fight, we will continue to expose these agents of mayhem and all things stealth for as long as seemingly possible and necessary whichever comes first.
“Ninja” Sighting Locks Down Barnegat Schools
Matt Pais
BARNEGAT — A report of a ninja sighting in the woods near the Robert L. Horbelt elementary School prompted a brief lockdown of the township’s public schools before
authorities realized the suspect in question was actually a camp counselor heading toward a costume party.Shortly after 9 a.m., police received a call from a librarian at the local Ocean
County Library branch on Burr Street reporting that a man dressed as a ninja, carrying a large sword, was running through the woods, Lt. Patrick Shaffery said. Police than initiated a lock-down of the five schools as a precaution, police said.The lock-down — which restricts movement in and out of school buildings — was lifted by 9:30 a.m. after police learned the man in question was actually a camp counselor on his way to a costume-themed day at the Russell O. Brackman Middle School. The counselor, who was wearing a black karate gi and carrying a plastic sword, was running late and decided to take a short cut through the woods, Shaffery said.
O.K. so this is the first time I have ever in my life logged onto this site, and ohhh, you’re absolutely scaring me! How could I have been so blind all these years???!
You guys no nothing of what a ninja does a ninjas duty is to follow the instructions given to them by the superiors of their ninja clan and then execute the mission no matter what it is most of the time it is only reconnaissance missions I know this because I am a ninja.
Well, surprisingly Ninja are beginning to announce themselves it seems. Or so-called Ninja…again…isn’t being unseen a given?
Regarding reconnaissance…yes, I’m aware of what you are saying, this is an important factor that has not been given its appropriate attention on this site of all things ninja.
The Reconnaissance Ninja…that sounds like a post in the making…
No longer are they just unseen, vicious killers, and able-bodied at all things stealthy, they are also skilled in the art of Reconnoitering.
So let us ponder this new mystery, how do they reconnoiter in order to spread their nasty web of subterfuge, mayhem, and vengeance?
Ninjitsu is simply a survival art it is no longer used for the far out reasons every body is associating it with if it were what you say it would have died on the battlefield of Japan along with many other martial arts which is why ninjitsu is not considered a martial art all that is taught is how to defend yourself and for stealth training you would have to go to special seminars or lessons conducted at night forgive me if I am being rude but look up the Bujinkan dojo because that is where most ninjitsu is taught it was founded by Dr Massaki Hatsumi.