Ninjas hydrate with DragonBak®
Ninja Stealth- A series of tactical movements carried out by a ninja to surprise his victim and then kill them.
When a ninja is in “stealth” mode it can be very taxing on not only the body but the mind as well. Have you ever wondered what a fully dressed ninja looks like after an evening of tracking, hiding and killing?
The maker of Camelbak® knows what a ninja looks like after a long days work. Here is his story, “I came home one evening tired and exausted from a long days only work to find a large mass hidden under the blankets on my bed. All sounds became magnified as my heart pounded like a drum, I quietly crept over to the bed and noticed that whatever was underneath my blankets was dripping wet and was breathing quite heavily. I gathered the courage to swiftly pull the blanket off and was shocked at what I saw! A ninja curled up in a ball who was suffering the effects of dehydration. He looked at me through the little slit in his mask and in a muffled voice said, “Water…I need water” I instantly had the idea for my new creation….the DragonBak®!”
The DragonBak® comes in one “Ninja” size. It can attach either onto the upper back or on the upper chest. It comes with a transparent non-shine tube which is hidden under the mask. When a ninja is anxiously awaiting his next victim and feels thirsty he simply sucks our non-shine patented tube which is fixed in his mouth.
The DragonBak® contains up to 8oz. of water and should not be ingested on an empty stomach. Subjects who are kicked or punched in the DragonBak® while ingesting may experience a sudden burst of water which may cause choking or even drowning. Warning: May cause diziness, diarreah, shortness of breath, tooth decay and confusion. Do not use if you’re taking nitrates for chest pain.
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